Children Are FUNNY! Share The Humor
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Children are FUNNY!
Did you love Art Linkletter when he had the show, “Kids Say the Darnedest Things“? I loved watching, anticipating the sure to be blurted out info the kids gave about everyone and anything.
My brother sends me things children say that reminds me of that show. Here’s a few of my favorites:
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised. “Mine says I’m four to six.”
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said the one youngster. “No,” said another, “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs”, she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”
I love their innocence and logic. They are so literal!
Do you remember anything your children have said that is funny? Or do you have any embarrassing things they said in company? We’d like to know!!
"If I can find a smooth one…"haha, this one was my favorite. My daughter can't talk yet, but I can just tell that she's stuffed full of funny things to say!
Jenn,
Keep the video camera ready…she'll be cracking you up!
Children do say the funniest things. I love listening to them talk. Dropping by from SITS! Hope you're having a great day.
Kindest regards,
Brook
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Brook,
Thanks for stopping by from SITs! Today is a great day! I'll be coming your way again soon…you always speak to my spirit!
Donna, I stopped by your blog from the STIS site and will be sure to come back when I have more time to read and enjoy! Great site!
Thanks, Renee Ann,
I'll be looking for you!
those were hilarious hahaha..
thanks for sharing!
Oh these are hilarious!!! The funny quote of the week from my 3 yr old son comes from a moment he was upset and I said, "Please stop throwing a fit."
He replied, "But I don't KNOW how to stop throwing a fit!!!"
-CK
CK,
Did you look shocked or crack up laughing? I'd have a hard time not laughing!
HA HA that first one sounds exactly like one of my boys!
Kelly,
Glad you've enjoyed them. Your boys must be adorable!